Give me an S

S-H-O-P-ummmmmm right P-ING

So, I forgot how great shopping is in the US. It is GrrrreAT! There are clothes that fit me and wonder of wonders you can try them on. Yes, for all you ladies who have been in Korea too long. In the good ol' US of A you can try on clothes in the fitting rooms. Store associates help you and check on you rather than eat kimchi and rice in the corner. It was FAN fricking TASTIC. But, I have cut myself off. I have reached my shopping limit. I was so excited by shirts, dresses, legging, heels, etc that I just started picking up and trying on everything that fit. I got a new wardrobe in a day. Okay, well that is a bit of an exaggeration but I got alot of stuff. So, now I must learn to say NO! Okay I am going to practice....No...NO....nO....Hey, that feels pretty good. Now, I gotta slap my wrist when I do it. NO...[slap]. Perfect, I refuse to spend anymore money shopping ever for as long as I shall live. I do. (Wait that is not right).  You may now return your clothes with the tag still on them for cash and not store credit. If this is not possible donate them to your local charity but do not pass go and do not collect $200. Thank you very much good night ladies and germs and don't forget to tip your waitress.